Nik McMillan Jersey

Parental Advisory: the youth #3 Nik McMillan jersey is live and my child just ankle-broke the ottoman. Details that hit harder than a MAC safety: • Color: “recruit-me-now” UB blue—glows so bright our night-light filed for unemployment. • Cut: kid-size, but somehow makes them look 6’2” and eligible for NIL. • Nameplate: McMILLAN in stitched caps; basically a spoiler alert for every playground fade route. 48-hour wear log: Monday—slides into class, teacher asks if he’s cleared NCAA eligibility. Tuesday—tags himself “WR1 of the cafeteria” on Instagram. Wednesday—jersey survives juice-box blitz, spin-cycle stiff-arm still counts as a tackle for loss. Inventory: smaller than the chance you’ll get through one episode of Bluey without singing the theme. DM me or forever hold your peace (and your plain, non-legendary T-shirt). Otherwise your mini-Bull becomes the only kid on the block without swag level — and even the goldfish will notice.