Mitchell Gonser Jersey

Buffalo Moms & Dads, brace yourselves: the youth #39 Mitchell Gonser jersey just dropped and my living-room has already been flagged for excessive celebration. Specs that slap: • Shade: “recruit-me-now” UB blue—so bright it just photobombed our family Christmas card. • Material: feather-light mesh; basically air with an attitude problem. -Digits: 3-9 stitched so tough the cat thought it was a scratching post—jersey won. Day-one field test: 7:05 a.m. – Kid puts it on, immediately stiff-arms the cereal box. 7:20 a.m. – Bus driver waves him on like he’s entering the portal. 3:00 p.m. – Teacher writes “Shows great pursuit angles to snack table” on report card. Stock alert: rarer than a quiet table at Duff’s. DM me before they disappear faster than Gonser closing on a deep ball, or your youngster will be stuck in plain cotton and the dog will trade allegiance to the neighbor’s Michigan fan kid. #UBHornsUp #GonserGang #Youth39 #CouchToCollision